So, as I've been looking for new ways to pay the mortgage, one of the ideas I've been considering is running seminars. Alas, it turns out that a friend of mine from way-back-when has beaten me to the punch. Here's the line-up for his proposed seminar schedule this year. He's got the right idea, I think: teach the people what they want to know, and charge a lot of money to do so.

Please note: his seminar line-up is not for the sensitive or the squeamish. Reader discretion is advised. Void where prohibited by law; especially in Georgia and Utah. Take only as directed. Your mileage may vary, some restrictions apply; see dealer for details. Tax and license fees not included. Close cover before striking and shake well before opening. Offer good only while supplies last at participating McDonald's.

:-)