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January 24, 2006
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Alexander: Where's Mommy?
Me: She's at work. She'll be home soon.
Alexander: Where's Nolan?
Me: He's here in bed. Let him sleep.
Alexander: NOLAN, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
Nolan: WAHHHH!
Me: Shhh. Maybe we can still get him back to sleep.
Alexander: (jumping up and down on bed) NO! LAN! NO! LAN! NO! LAN!
Me: Thank you for making the world a better place through your cooperation.
Posted by on January 24, 2006 09:16 AM in the following Department(s): The Boys
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My Daughter, United States
Emily: Can have some chocolate?
Me: No.
Emily: Maybe I can have a little bit?
Me: No.
Emily: Maybe if I cleaned my room I can have some chocolate.
Me: No.
Emily: May I PUH-LEASE have some chocolate?
Me. No, Emily you may not. Dinner was only a short time ago. You did not eat but two bites from dinner before you said you were full. If you were too full to finish dinner, you are too full to eat chocolate.
Emily: I just want a little bit of chocolate.
Me: No, Emily. No chocolate. Sometimes you don't get everything that you want, right when you want it. People who get everything they want all the time end up being spoiled.
Emily: I'm not spoiled!!
Me: Next I suppose you are going to tell me that you own the world?
Emily: Nooooooo.... You're silly.
Posted by: Greg Zuvich on January 24, 2006 5:33 PM|
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