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February 11, 2006
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The War Against Valentines Day
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways. Uh-oh.
I'm drawing a blank.
It's Valentine's Day
And I wrote you this haiku
What rhymes with beeyotch?
Roses are Red and
Violets are Blue; Now, $#%& OFF!
-- My break-up haiku.
Who would do such a thing?
The Top5 Humor List folks have put together a blantantly anti-Valentine's Day site called Bad Cupid. Take, for example, their Valentine's Day Breakup Haikus (please).
What kind of a sick-o would contribute something like this?
Or this?
Or this?
What kind of person would write such things?
I'll never tell.
Posted by on February 11, 2006 10:09 PM in the following Department(s): Tidbits
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Valentine's Haiku
Her Eyes Were Like Diamonds
Her Hair Was Like Snow
I Left Her For Beer
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